May 2013
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
deadpools:
giemma:
deadpools:
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
mamamantis:
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
growlithed:
andrewhussiesbosom:
IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER
because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
siralexandergaskarth:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in...
abortionista:
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
tips for crying
- let yourself cry
- drink plenty of water or you might get a headache and the cry will feel more like a punishment than a catharsis
- if you wipe away tears before they can fall down your cheeks maybe think about that. your tears are not an inconvenience you do not need to minimize them.
- let yourself cry
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i live for the moments where i’m out and i see someone from school but i’m with a group of friends and they’re shopping with they’re mom
waddlebuff:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Oh my God.
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
peterlewiskingstondepartz:
shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:
shadesofshit:
i wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm when you passed out i couldn’t bring myself to call except to call it quits
i wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm when you passed out -
i wrote a goodbye note-
on your-
also this
F UC KED
backflips away singing the tombstones were waiting they were...
menstruate:
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
