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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky)

theonion:

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(Source: syntheticmomma)

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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sluttyoliveoil:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

did you take the pajamas

inhaleaggression:

heyiamstupid

(Source: acorginamedollie)

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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insertfandomreference:

wow what the actual fuck neopets

(Source: dudewithabow)

fauxnography:

being gay on the internet

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being gay irl

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sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE)

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)

(Source: randomscreencap)