(via siamese-heart)
(Source: meaganexhale, via youmeatballs)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
(Source: gleeson666, via chloe-is-my-only-friend)
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i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
(Source: seawhim, via chooseyourfuckinfate)
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this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
(via detectivespageandplant)
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- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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do i even need to say something
(Source: labyrinthing, via gothambelievesinharveydent)
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- me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
- me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
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you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
(via grendelianmind)
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
(via littlemissmassacre2)
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eurovision seems really stupid sorry not sorry
i dont know cause im american but it seems like thats the entire point
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(Source: sourwolfhunter, via catt-mohen)
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the only thing i know about eurovision is that countries dress up weird and sing and i really want to watch it
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welcome to europe
(via shinyminhos)
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